Masturbation Tutorial: Masturbating and mild gooning*—pleasures that lead to facial contortions (often accompanied by vocalizations) as we get fully into what we’re doing….
* URBAN DICTIONARY: “The word possibly derives from childhood traditions of making a grotesquely silly ‘goon’ face (e.g., at the end of the ‘Little Bunny Foo-Foo’ game), or from the goggle-eyed, phallic-nosed character Alice the Goon in old Popeye comic strips from the 1930s.
”’Gooning’ may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the beautiful sight of his own erection, so that he no longer really needs other stimulation such as pornographic words and imagery. He’s turned on by witnessing his own sexual arousal — that is, he’s turned on by the fact of his turned-on-ness — and by simply gazing at his own hard, throbbing, precum-leaking, magnificently MALE PENIS.
“He may also have a sensation that he is his cock, and his cock is him, and furthermore, that nothing exists except himself and the DONG…. Anyway, while all this is happening, there’s a high probability that his face is contorted into some mighty undignified expressions — and hence the term goon.”